CHARLIE JOE JACKSON’S GUIDE TO THANKSGIVING
Hey everyone, it’s me again. Even though Thanksgiving is a totally awesome holiday, it can occasionally drive everyone crazy. So here are a few short tips to make sure you have the best time humanly possible!
1. Don’t let anyone fool you — cranberry sauce is a vegetable. Give yours to the dogs.
2. Sit at least three seats away from that annoying uncle who thinks it’s hilarious every holiday to ask you if you have a job yet.
3. If your parents say you’re driving to your relatives’ house an hour away, bring enough movies for a four-hour trip.
4. Touch football is fun, but tackle football is funner.
5. Save room for dessert.